The lazy blogger’s post generator

As I was dropping Entrecards, I saw this post on the blog of Faery Dancing. It is called “To lazy to blog?” and talks about the Lazy blogger’s post generator. After reading this I could not resist. Here is my generated post, it is too funny, lol.

Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just got slapped with a wet salmon – really – I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Jealous much? Don’t be, it was very painful..

I am absolutely consumed with my obsession of saving money, hoping you haven’t found other blogs, just generally being a nuisance to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day drifts aimlessly from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me as a jumping castle to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, ‘Duct tape still life’. I am avoiding recapture. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

I will try to remember I promised you I will try to remember my blog password more often in future. Promise! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public

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